I enjoy being SINGLE. I don't think I can handle any serious relationship. I don't even want to be hooked-up with anybody. And yeah, you're free to change this, you just have to wait 'till you die. I hate commitments.
Courting through text messaging ain't enough! I don't even like the idea of religiously text messaging a suitor or what. You have to do something that will make me realize that you are worthy of receiving my 'YES'.
Think twice! I'm mischievous! I can crush your bones and burn them into ashes!
I don't care if they like you! At the end of the day, I'll be the one who'll decide. I don't even have to wait for that end of the day, I already know what to do. I'll kick your *** or smash your damn face or get the dagger and cut your... (Don't worry just your fingers, not your...)
Never assume! In your dreams man! Yeah, and I'll be your worst nightmare.
Back off!